Quotes on Hair! 400 Best Hair Quotes & Sayings to Inspire You

Inspirational Quotes On Hair

  • “Improve your selfies, see your stylist.” —Anonymous
  • “Bangs are the mustache of the forehead.” —Anonymous
  • “Everything feels better after a haircut.” —Anonymous
  • “Gorgeous hair is the best revenge.” —Ivana Trump
  • “Your hair is 90% of your selfie.” —Anonymous
  • “I speak hair. English is my second language.” —Anonymous
  • “Success is when I see my client smile.” —Anonymous
  • “Do it with passion or not at all.” —Anonymous
  • “Life isn’t perfect but your hair can be.” —Anonymous
  • “Beauty comes from the inside. Inside the hair salon.” —Anonymous
  • “The hair is the richest ornament of women.” —Martin Luther
  • “Your hair is the crown you never take off.” —Anonymous
  • “People will stare. Make it worth their while.” —Harry Winston
  • “I’m a stylist, I make hair contact before eye contact.” —Anonymous
  • “I never dreamed about success. I worked for it.” —Estee Lauder
  • “I hope your day is as nice as your hair.” —Anonymous
  • “Blessed are the hairstylists, for they bring out the beauty in others.” —Anonymous
  • “Life is more beautiful when you meet the right hair dresser.” —Peter Coppola
  • “I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.” —Anonymous
  • “The only place where success comes before work is the dictionary.” —Vidal Sassoon
  • “Whoever said money can’t buy happiness hasn’t found the right beauty salon.” —Anonymous
  • “A woman who cuts her hair is about to change her life.” —Coco Chanel
  • “Nothing makes a woman more beautiful than the belief that she is beautiful.” —Anonymous
  • “Life is short. You might as well live it with really great hair.” —Anonymous
  • “Always be nice to the person who is holding scissors next to your head.” —Anonymous
  • “I’m a hairstylist and I could tell you stories that would curl your hair.” —Anonymous
  • “This would have been a selfie but I need my hair done.”
  • “Even geniuses can get things wrong. Look at Einstein’s unfortunate choice of a hairdresser.” —Joss Stirling
  • “To me, beauty and makeup and color is like the finishing touch on everything.” —Marc Jacobs
  • “Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.” —Maya Angelou
  • “Beauty to me is being comfortable in your own skin… That, or kick-ass red lipstick.” —Gwyneth Paltrow
  • “It doesn’t matter if your life is perfect as long as your hair color is.” —Stacy Snapp Killian
  • “Bangry is a type of anger experienced by stylists when clients cut their own bangs.” —Behind the chair
  • “To sculpt a head of hair with scissors is an art form. It’s in pursuit of art.” —Vidal Sassoon
  • “The best thing is to look natural, but it takes a lot of makeup to look natural.” —Calvin Klein
  • “If your hair is done properly and you’re wearing good shoes, you can get away with anything.” —Iris Apfel
  • “Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hairstylist that understands you.” —Anonymous
  • “I encourage all my clients to talk behind my back… right after I hand them a fistful of my business cards.” —Anonymous
  • “Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work.” —Stephen King
  • “As stylists we’re ground shakers and day makers. Setting trends, while fostering that inner connection between a person’s inner and outer self.” —Rebecca Gregory
  • “The quality of a person’s life is in direct proportion to their commitment to excellence, regardless of their chosen field of endeavor.” —Vince Lombardi
  • “Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.” —Sam Ewing
  • You don’t have to be a movie star for me to do your hair, when you sit in my chair you’re my movie star.” —Vincent Roppatte
  • “Contrary to popular belief men have hair too. And barbers are the ones that style it in a way that make men ooze with confidence.” —Anonymous
  • “The best advice I can give to young stylists is marry bald, so you have one less free haircut to do on your day off.” —Anonymous
  • “As a stylist I have a new boss every 30 minutes and that is who I’m trying to please and my all is given to them.” —Sherri Jones
  • “People are more apt to believe you and like you when you know you look fine. And when the world approves, self-respect is just a little easier.” —Estee Lauder
  • “Being a hair dress is the best profession. All day we get to listen to music, be creative, bond with others and make them feel amazing. Being a hairdresser rocks!” —Anonymous
  • “So you don’t want to change the color and you don’t want to go shorter and you don’t want extensions but you’re ready for a whole new look… um okay.” —Anonymous
  • “Hairdressers are a wonderful breed. You work one on one with another human being, and the object is to make them feel so much better, and to look at themselves with a twinkle in their eye.” —Vidal Sassoon
  • “If I weren’t performing, I’d be a beauty editor or a therapist. I love creativity, but I also love to help others. My mother was a hairstylist, and they listen to everyone’s problems like a beauty therapist!” —Beyoncé

Short Hair Quotes

  • “Short hair, don’t care!”
  • “Happiness is having short hair.”
  • “Let your short hair do the talking.”
  • “The shorter the hair, the harder they stare.”
  • “Make them stop & stare. Cut your hair.”
  • “Short hair removes obvious femininity and replaces it with style.”
  • “Something about a woman with short care just screams power.”
  • “Everything goes with short hair. It is bananas.” —Ginnifer Goodwin
  • “He liked her with long hair, so she cut it short.”
  • “It’s just something about a woman with short hair that screams power…”
  • “I had short hair for a while & ended up loving it.”
  • “A woman who cuts her hair is about to change her life.” —Coco Chanel
  • “I had short hair for a while but I ended up loving it.” —Tatyana Ali
  • “The long hair fits my physical appearance, but the short hair fits my personality.” — Efrat Cybulkiewicz
  • “If your hair is done properly and you have on good shoes, you can get away with anything.” —Iris Apfel
  • “I am my best self when I have super-short hair. That’s when I feel most like me and most confident.” —Halle Berry
  • “The two times I have cut my hair shorter. I’ve ended up out of work- so short hair is not an option.” —Marie Helvin
  • “When someone tells you that long hair is more feminine, remind them that pop culture’s most iconic women, like Marilyn Monroe & Audrey Hepburn, had short hair.”
  • “With short hair you have to get a haircut every two or three weeks. And if you’re coloring your hair, you have to color it that often. Every time I did it, I felt fraudulent.” —Jamie Lee Curtis

Quotes On Curly Hair

  • “My hairstyle is called I tried.”
  • “Beautiful things don’t ask for attention.”
  • “May your curls grow and skin glow.”
  • “I’m a queen crowned in my curls.”
  • “People: Do you scrunch or curl it?”
  • “Life is too short to have boring hair.”
  • “Sure my life isn’t perfect but my curls are!”
  • “My mood depends on how good my curls look.”
  • “Me: No. I try not to anger the beast.”
  • “When people ask how you get your hair curly.”
  • “Curly hair is not a trend, it is a lifestyle.”
  • “Sorry, I can’t hear you over the volume of my hair.”
  • “I’m a big woman, I need big hair, that’s why I’m naturally curly.”
  • “I love my natural curls! Curly hair is not a trend, it’s a lifestyle.”
  • “To all the girls, whether your hair is curly, wavy, or straight, it’s beautiful.”
  • “I keep my haircurly and natural because I really just wanna show who I am.”
  • “My curly hair shows who I am. I’m open-minded, carelessness, sometimes rough just like my curly hair.”
  • “The struggle of having curly hair; is doing the same hair routine every time and getting a different result, every single time!”
  • “Anybody who has curly hair knows you don’t want it to be brushed out because it becomes a never-ending tangle.” —Judy Davis
  • “I’ve never felt like there’s just one way to be beautiful. Tall or short, straight hair or curly, it doesn’t matter.” —Taylor Swift
  • “Nobody is really happy with what’s on their head. People with straight hair want curly, people with curly want straight, and bald people want everyone to be blind.”
  • “For years I used to try to straighten my hair, but I’ve reached a stage where I think, I’ve got red curly hair, and it’s actually really great.” —Bonnie Langford

Quotes on Messy Hair

  • “Messy hair, don’t care.”
  • “Messy bun and getting everything done.”
  • “Some girls do a messy ponytail and look like a princess. I do a messy ponytail and look like a founding father.”
  • “Her messy hair a visible attribute of her stubborn spirit. As she shakes it free, she smiles knowing wild is her favorite color”—J. Iron Word

Long Hair Quotes

  • “Long hair, don’t care.”
  • The longer the hair, the harder they stare.
  • “Having long hair makes me feel like a princess.”
  • “Life is short, but your hair doesn’t have to be.”
  • “Having long hair is the most annoying & wonderful thing ever.”
  • “If a woman has long hair, it is a glory to her.”
  • “Long hair is hugging someone & getting your hair stuck in their armpit.”
  • “I love my long hair because it represents my strength & my patience with life.”
  • “Long, beautiful hair is the key to drawing in a prince. It also makes for a handy ladder when you need to escape.”
  • “It doesn’t matter how long my hair is or what colour my skin is or whether I’m a woman or a man.” —John Lennon
  • “Long hair minimizes the need for barbers; socks can be done without; one leather jacket solves the coat problem for many years; suspenders are superfluous.” —Albert Einstein
  • Interviewer: so frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman? Frank Zappa: you have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table? —Frank Zappa
  • “But I like my big Afro. I also liked when my hair was longer and relaxed. I’m happy to have choices. They’re mine to make” (Nicola Yoon, The Sun Is Also a Star)
  • “Long hair is considered bohemian, which may be why I grew it, but I keep it long because I love the way it feels, part cloak, part fan, part mane, part security blanket.” —Marge Piercy
  • “Long hair will make thee look dreafully to thine enemies, and manly to thy friends: it is, in peace, an ornament; in war, a strong helmet; it… deadens the leade thump of a bullet: in winter, it is a warm nightcap; in summer, a cooling fan of feathers.” —Thomas Dekker

Long Hair Quotes for Girls

  • “The hair was made for flipping.”
  • “Your hair is the crown you never take off.”
  • “A lot of people make hair contact before eye contact.”
  • “The hair is the richest ornament of women.” —Martin Luther
  • “Girls become hundred times more beautiful when they open up their hair.”
  • “Good hair is the best revenge and speaks louder than the world.”
  • “Love is in the air. Let your hair down and let’s have fun.”
  • “I always had long hair. When you lose it, you realize just how important it is to your identity.” —Delta Goodrem
  • “I recall that day on the beach- the sand so brilliant, the clouds so massive and the wind pushing your hair.” —John Geddes
  • “Long hair is a security blanket for me. I cut it short a few years ago, and I really never want to do that again. When I do cut it, I cut it myself.” —Alanis Morissette

Good Hair Quotes

  • “Transform your hair, transform your life.”
  • “Everything feels better after a haircut.”
  • “Life is too short for boring hair.”
  • “A good hairstylist is a shear delight.”
  • “Remember to flip your hair and enjoy life.”
  • “Life isn’t perfect but your hair can be.”
  • “Good hair speaks louder than words.” —Anonymous
  • “You’re only as good as your last haircut.”
  • “Never underestimate the power of a good haircut.”
  • “My mood depends on how good my hair looks.”
  • “Wavy hair and sun kissed cheeks. Need I say more?”
  • “A good stylist is cheaper than a good therapist.” —Anonymous
  • “A fine head of hair adds beauty to a good face, and terror to an ugly one.” —Lycurgus
  • “I’ve never felt like there’s just one way to be beautiful. Tall or short, straight hair or curly, it doesn’t matter.” —Taylor Swift

Funny Hair Quotes

  • “Gray hair is God’s graffiti.”
  • “Gorgeous hair is the best revenge.”
  • “Your hair is 90% of your selfie. ”
  • “I love you, but don’t touch my hair.”
  • “Grey hair is a blessing. Ask any bald man. ”
  • “Beauty comes from the inside. Inside the hair salon. ”
  • “I have a new hairstyle today. It’s called “I tried. ”
  • “I hope your day is as nice as your hair.”
  • “It’s very liberating to cut your hair.” —Pamela Anderson
  • “Thanks, humidity. I always wanted to look like a lion.”
  • “I don’t know what’s messier: my hair or my life.”
  • “I’m a big woman. I need big hair.” —Aretha Franklin
  • “What doesn’t kill you only makes you blonder.” —Miranda Lambert
  • “Life is more beautiful when you meet the right hairdresser.” —Calvin Klein
  • “Men don’t get smarter as they grow older; they just lose their hair.” —Mary Astor
  • “And then the humidity said today I will make you look like the lion king.”
  • “You know you’ve made it when you can dye your hair blue.” —Demi Lovato.
  • “You ever have those bad hair days where you just look like a troll doll?”
  • “I got my hair highlighted because I felt that some strands were more important than others.”
  • “A moment of silence for that one hair that is always left out of the braid.”
  • “My hair looks good: 3% at school, 7% at home, & 90% when I’m about to shower.”
  • “If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle.”—Hillary Rodham Clinton
  • “My real hair color is kind of a dark blonde. Now I just have mood hair.” —Julia Roberts
  • “People always ask me how long it takes to do my hair. I don’t know, I’m never there.” —Dolly Parton
  • “Some girls do a messy ponytail and look like a princess. I do a messy ponytail and look like a founding father.”
  • “Whatever hair color I have on my head, that’s what decides what type of outfit I’m going to wear.” —Cardi B
  • “Some girls do a messy ponytail & look like a fairy princess. I do a messy ponytail & look like a founding father.”
  • “Dear hair – if you cooperated in the first place, I wouldn’t have to do this the hard way.”
  • “Interviewer: so frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman? Frank Zappa: you have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?” —Frank Zappa
  • “Nobody is really happy with what’s on their head. People with straight hair want curly, people with curly want straight, and bald people want everyone to be blind.”

New Hair Quotes

  • “New hair, new me.”
  • “Happiness is a new haircut.”
  • “New Monday. New week. New hair.”
  • “You’re only as good as your last haircut.”
  • “Your new hairstyle makes you look so much younger.”
  • “I have a new hairstyle. It’s called “I tried.”
  • “New hair makes me feel like I can do anything.”
  • “There’s nothing like new hair to make you feel confident & beautiful.”
  • “Give a girl a new hairstyle & see will conquer the world.”
  • “When life doesn’t allow you to change anything else, get a new hairstyle.”
  • “A new hairstyle is like new relationship: it makes you giddy, confident, & excited.”
  • “Even if it’s not the look for you, you are right in trying. Be bold!”
  • “I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.”
  • “Often times, for a woman, a new hairstyle is a new way to look at life.”
  • “When I’m bored with my life, I just change my hair. It keeps life more exciting!”
  • “So you don’t want to change the color and you don’t want to go shorter and you don’t want extensions but you’re ready for a whole new look… um okay.” —Anonymous

Hair Quotes for Girls

  • “Your hair is your best accessory.”
  • “Never let anyone dull your curls.”
  • “Life is short. Make every beautiful hair flip count.”
  • “That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.”
  • “A girl looks 75% more beautiful when she lets her hair down.”
  • “To all the girls, whether your hair is curly, wavy, or straight, it’s beautiful.”
  • “Sure, my life isn’t perfect, but my hair is & that’s all that really matters.”
  • “Dear women – don’t be afraid to shine. Your hair is beautiful, & your skin is divine.”

Flip your Hair Quotes

  • Stressed but well-tressed.
  • Hair today, gone tomorrow.
  • Blondes have more fun.
  • Good hair speaks louder than words.
  • Wake up, flip hair, kick ass.
  • They’re not gray hairs. They’re wisdom highlights.
  • Braids, bouffants, and balayage … oh my!
  • Play with my hair, not with my heart.
  • Life isn’t perfect, but your hair can be!
  • Tan skin, salty hair, flip flops, ocean air.
  • Flip your hair like you just don’t care.
  • The longer the hair, the harder they stare.
  • Invest in your hair, you wear it everyday.
  • Remember to flip your hair and enjoy life.
  • Sure my life isn’t perfect, but my curls are.
  • Sorry I can’t hear you over the volume of my hair.
  • “Red hair sir, in my opinion, is dangerous.” —PG Wodehouse
  • Treat your hair like royalty, it’s the crown you never take off.
  • If at first you don’t succeed, fix your ponytail and try again.
  • “A woman who cuts her hair is about to change her life.” —Coco Chanel
  • “Hair style is the final tip-off whether or not a woman really knows herself.”— Hubert De Givenchy
  • “I think that the most important thing a woman can have — next to talent, of course — is her hairdresser.” —Joan Crawford
  • Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man – there’s your diamond in the rough.” —Larry David
  • The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries or the way she combs her hair.” —Audrey Hepburn

Straight Hair Quotes

  • “Loving your hair when it is perfectly straight.”
  • “Play with my hair, not with my heart.”
  • “Your forehead looks huge because your hair is flat.”
  • “The happier you are, the more beautiful you become. “
  • “Your hair is flatter than a steam-rolled piece of paper.”
  • “I hope your day is as nice as your hair.”
  • “Getting excited when your hair looks slightly wavy after a braid.”
  • “Girls with curly hair don’t understand girls with straight hair problems.”
  • “Straight hair me & curly hair me are two totally different people.”
  • “Straight hair, winged liner, ripped jeans, and a heart of gold.” —Kiran Kaur
  • “The most beautiful makeup for any woman is her natural hair and natural beauty.”
  • “My hair is naturally really thin and dead straight, with no movement.” —Tamara Ecclestone
  • “Classic, wet, slicked-back hair is very graphic; it allows the beauty of the face to shine through.”
  • “Having straight hair means getting out of bed ready for the day without having to do anything to my hair.”
  • “I thought if I had straight hair and a perfect nose, my whole career would be different.” —Sarah Jessica Parker
  • “I’m not just any hairstylist. You’re not just any client. Together, I promise to unlock the beauty and confidence that chemicals could never do.”
  • “Having straight hair is curling your hair & using four bottles of hairspray, only to have it fall out & be straight within an hour.”

Hair Quotes for Hairdressers

  • “A good stylist is cheaper than a good therapist.” —Anonymous
  • “People will stare. Make it worth their while.” —Harry Winston
  • “Life is more beautiful when you meet the right hairdresser.” —Peter Coppola
  • “A woman who cuts her hair is about to change her life.” —Coco Chanel
  • “For me, the working of hair is architecture with a human element.” —Vidal Sassoon
  • “Life is short. You might as well live it with really great hair.” —Anonymous
  • “It doesn’t matter if your life is perfect as long as your hair color is.” —Stacy Snapp Killian
  • “I think that the most important thing a woman can have- next to talent, of course- is her hairdresser.” —Joan Crawford
  • “The best advice I can give to young stylists is marry bald, so you have one less free haircut to do on your day off.” —Anonymous
  • “So you don’t want to change the color and you don’t want to go shorter and you don’t want extensions but you’re ready for a whole new look… um okay.” —Anonymous
  • “Hairdressers are a wonderful breed. You work one on one with another human being, and the object is to make them feel so much better, and to look at themselves with a twinkle in their eye.” —Vidal Sassoon

Good Hair Day Quotes

  • “Happiness is a good hair day.”
  • “Never underestimate the power of a good hair day.”
  • “If my hair looks good, I can deal with anything.”
  • “Good hair does not stay in on a Friday night.”
  • “I hope your day is as nice as my hair.”
  • “I hope your day is as nice as my hair.”
  • “Good hair makes me feel like I can rule the world.”
  • “I didn’t want to go out, but my hair looked too good to stay in.”
  • “Can we have a moment of silence for all those good hair days where no one important saw you.”

Bad Hair Day Quotes

  • “Bad hair day? More like bad hair life.”
  • “A bad hair day ruins my entire mood any day.”
  • “A bad hair day: ain’t nobody got time for that!”
  • “The solution to a bad hair day is to wear a low-cut blouse.”
  • “If I have a bad hair day, I don’t go out in public.”
  • “When you look in the mirror & think, “did I really look like that all day?”
  • “You can’t control everything. Your hair was put on your head to remind you of that.”
  • “Everyone has a bad hair day. The trick is to not have it on picture day.”

Beautiful Hair Quotes

  • “Gorgeous hair is the best revenge.”
  • “My hair makes me feel beautiful.”
  • “Sure, my life isn’t perfect, but my hair is.”
  • “Hair doesn’t make the woman, but good hair definitely helps!”
  • “Sorry, I can’t hear you over the volume of my hair.”
  • “Beautiful hair isn’t hard to achieve. Just be yourself & you’ve got it.”
  • “The most beautiful makeup for any woman is her natural hair & natural beauty.”
  • “Long, beautiful hair is the key to drawing in a prince. It also makes for a handy ladder when you need to escape.”

Hair Love Quotes

  • “Love isn’t in the air, it’s in the HAIR.”
  • “To love one’s hair is to love yourself on all levels.”
  • “Invest in your hair. It is the crown you never take off.”
  • “I love my hair because it is a reflection of my soul.”
  • “I love my hair the way it is. I don’t want to change it.”
  • “Dear hair, I’m sorry I cut you, burn you, & tie you up. But I will always love you.”

Hair Care Quotes

  • “Surround yourself with beautiful hair, not negativity.”
  • “Life is short. Take care of your hair.”
  • “Inner beauty is great, but fabulous, healthy hair never hurt!”
  • “Your hair is 90% of your selfie. Take care of it.”
  • “Invest in your hair. It is the crown you never take off.”
  • “If it doesn’t nourish your hair or your soul, let it go.”
  • “I regret taking good care of my hair.”

Hair Compliment Quotes

  • “Happiness is when someone compliments your hair.”
  • “Your new hairstyle makes you look so much younger.”
  • “Beautiful hair can only come from a beautiful soul.”
  • “It’s not just a hairstyle, it’s you, & it’s beautiful.”
  • “When someone compliments my hair: “Thanks! I grew it myself!”
  • “Whenever we think our hair looks horrible, strangers tell us it looks amazing.”
  • “Give a woman a compliment on her hair & watch her whole world light up.”

Hair Loss Quotes

  • “Hair loss is God’s way of telling me I’m human.”
  • “I’m too sexy for my hair. That’s why it isn’t there.”
  • “Just because you’ve lost your hair doesn’t mean you’re not beautiful.”
  • “I love bald people. Just because you’ve lost your fuzz doesn’t mean you aren’t a peach.”
  • “I have little hair just because I have such a big brain that it pushes all the hair out.”

Hair Quotes for Hairstylist

  • “A good hairstylist is a shear delight.”
  • “Too much busy day, not enough hairspray.”
  • “Don’t make me use my hairstylist voice!”
  • “Yay, it’s Saturday! Oh wait, I’m a hairstylist.”
  • “A hairstylist is a person that touches more hearts than hair.”
  • “Don’t mess with a hairstylist. We get paid to cut people.”

Hair Quotes for Salon

  • “Salons are where the magic happens.”
  • “When in doubt, go to the salon.”
  • “This saloon is fueled by passion & hairspray.”
  • “What happens at the salon stays at the salon.”
  • “Great hair doesn’t happen by chance, it happens by appointment.”
  • “Whoever said money can’t buy happiness hasn’t found the right beauty salon.”
  • “Beauty comes from the inside. And by inside I mean inside the hair salon.”

Hair Quotes & Sayings for Instagram Captions

  • “Happiness is a new haircut.”
  • “You’re only as good as your last haircut.”
  • “Never underestimate the power of a good haircut.”
  • “A woman who cuts her hair is about to change her life.”

Hair Quotes & Sayings

  • “Gray hair is God’s graffiti —Bill Cosby
  • “Gorgeous hair is the best revenge.” —Ivana Trump
  • “Beauty draws us with a single hair.” —Alexander Pope
  • “A hair divides what is false and true.” —Omar Khayyam
  • “Red hair sir, in my opinion, is dangerous.” —PG Wodehouse
  • “The hair is the richest ornament of women.” —Martin Luther
  • “The worse the haircut, the better the man.” —John Green
  • “There is one thing about baldness: it’s neat.” —Don Herold
  • “Red hair is great. It’s rare, and therefore superior.” —Augusten Burroughs
  • “There’s many a man has more hair than wit.” —William Shakespeare
  • “Her albino hair illuminated my dreams, shining brighter than moonlight.” —Anna Kavan
  • “Your hair is the ball gown you never take off.” —Jo Robertson
  • “Can’t say it often enough. Change your hair, change your life.” —Thomas Pynchon
  • “Growth of human hair is the absolute blessing for a barber”—Munia Khan
  • “A woman who cuts her hair is about to change her life.” —Coco Chanel
  • “For me, hair is an accoutrement. Hair is jewelry. It’s an accessory.” —Jill Scott
  • “My hair doesn’t take well to instruction.” —Leigh Bardugo, Summer Days and Summer Nights
  • “I’m undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair.” —Hillary Clinton
  • “When red-headed people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn.” —Mark Twain
  • “No rival will steal away my sure love; that glory will be my gray hair.” —Propertius
  • “Hair style is the final tip-off whether or not a woman really knows herself.” —Hubert de Givenchy
  • “I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out.” —Silvio Berlusconi
  • “My curls defined me; even my personality was curly, bouncy, springy, and playfully twisted.” —Elise Allen, Populazzi
  • “A fine head of hair adds beauty to a good face, and terror to an ugly one.” —Lycurgus
  • “It doesn’t matter if your life is perfect as long as your hair color is.” —Stacy Snapp Killian
  • “But he had the kindest face in the world, with big, dark eyes and buzzed-cut brown hair.” —S.C. Stephens
  • “I always get bored with my hair. That’s why I would always change it throughout my career.” —Janet Jackson
  • “It is not by the gray of the hair that one knows the age of the heart.” —Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton
  • “Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls, and just wanted to go to sleep forever?” —Bo Goldman
  • “I have always thought that if women’s hair posed so many problems, God would certainly have made us bald.” —Marjane Satrapi
  • “I think that the most important thing a woman can have- next to talent, of course- is her hairdresser.” —Joan Crawford
  • “I wish I had more hair on my head. Maybe if I sprinkled fertilizer on it, it would grow.” —Kylie Bax
  • “It is foolish to tear one’s hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less by baldness.” —Marcus Tullius Cicero
  • “By common consent gray hairs are a crown of glory; the only object of respect that can never excite envy.” —George Bancroft
  • “Hair brings one’s self-image into focus; it is vanity’s proving ground. Hair is terribly personal, a tangle of mysterious prejudices.” —Shana Alexander
  • “She was the most beautiful creature on Earth – her hair said so in that language only hair can speak.” —Gabriel Bá, Daytripper
  • “There are times when I flick through magazines and think I’m in danger of becoming a prisoner of my own hair.” —Brian May
  • “Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man – there’s your diamond in the rough.” —Larry David
  • “Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.” —Sam Ewing
  • “If my hair gets any frizzier, I’ll shave it to the scalp. Or light it on fire. Whichever is easier.” —Victoria Scott, Fire & Flood
  • “Well, in this world of basic stereotyping, give a guy a big nose and some weird hair and he is capable of anything.” —Frank Zappa
  • “Babies haven’t any hair: Old men’s heads are just as bare; From the cradle to the grave. Lies a haircut and a shave.” —Samuel Goodman Hoffenstein
  • “I swear that girl was born with a pen in her hand, the moon in her hair, and stars in her soul.” —Melody Lee, Moon Gypsy
  • “I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.” —Nicolas Cage
  • “Pull the hair on my head the wrong way, and I would be on my knees begging for mercy. I have very sensitive follicles.” —Benedict Cumberbatch
  • “When God takes a shower, waterfalls come to life around the world. When I take a shower, my hair usually clogs the drain.” —Anthony T. Hincks
  • “Maybe the hairs on my head were numbered” she went on with a sudden serious sweetness “but nobody could ever count my love for you”.” —O. Henry
  • “The night crackled … Everything had turned to static electricity in the heat. I combed my hair to watch the sparks fly from the ends.” —Janet Fitch
  • “Another theory about hair, not from my mother, but from the best friend. A woman who cuts her hair drastically is set to make some decisions.” —Weike Wang, Chemistry
  • “For years I used to try to straighten my hair, but I’ve reached a stage where I think, I’ve got red curly hair, and it’s actually really great.” —Bonnie Langford
  • “Her own hair was a glory of copper fire that morning, shining like a whisky still, long and loose in gentle flames down her back.” —Elizabeth Wein, The Pearl Thief
  • “It seems no more than right that men should seize time by the forelock, for the rude old fellow, sooner or later, pulls all their hair out.” —George D. Prentice
  • “Don’t panic. Say, Hey, no problem. Run a hand through your hair like the white-boys do, even though the only thing that runs easily through your hair is Africa.” —Junot Díaz, Drown
  • “I love my hair because it’s a reflection of my soul. It’s dense, it’s kinky, it’s soft, it’s textured, it’s difficult, it’s easy and it’s fun. That’s why I love my hair.” —Tracee Ellis Ross
  • “I think we’re all obsessed with our hair – the daily ritualised pruning that we do, and the way in which we spend a lot of our time putting hair on, or ripping it off.” —Judy Darragh
  • “Beware of her fair hair, for she excels. All women in the magic of her locks; And when she winds them round a young man’s neck, she will not ever set him free again.” —Johann Wolfgang von Goethe