Friday Weekend Quotes! Beautiful Friday Quotes For The Weekend
Friday Weekend Quotes
“Thursday, which is ‘Friday Eve’ in Optimisian.” —Anonymous
“Things people say: It’s Friday! Things self-employed people say: It’s Friday? —Anonymous
“If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.” —Noel Coward
“Fridays are the hardest in some ways: you’re so close to freedom.” —Lauren Oliver
“It’s always difficult to keep Fridays confined within themselves..they tend to spill over.” —Kai Sinclair
“Thursday doesn’t even count as a day, it’s just the thing that’s blocking friday.” —Anonymous
“It is bad luck to fall out of a thirteenth story window on Friday.” —Proverb
“Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.” —Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“It’s Friday! I can’t wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend.” —Anonymous
“Why is Monday so far away from Friday but Friday is so close to Monday?” —Anonymous
“It’s Friday…any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window.” —Anonymous
“I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Frida.” —Anonymous
“If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either.” —James Johnson
“I’m so sad it’s Friday. I wish it was Monday already’ said No one in history, ever.” —Anonymous
“Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, It’s not me, It’s you.” —Anonymous
“Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon.” —Richard Nelson Bolles
“Dear Radio Stations, please do not play Katy Perry’s ‘Friday Night’ Monday morning at 8 AM during my drive to work.” —Anonymous
“I know every day is a gift, but where’s the receipt for Mondays? I want to exchange it for another Friday.” —Anonymous
“I’ve taught fifth-year Christmas leaver’s last thing on a Friday afternoon. Basically, if you can face that you can face anything.” —Johann Lamont
“Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.” —Rico
“For most Americans, Friday afternoons are filled with positive anticipation of the weekend. In Washington, it’s where government officials dump stories they want to bury.” —John Sununu
“If you’re playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night & you put your ear up to your monitor, it sounds exactly like having no friends.” —Anonymous
“My boss yelled at me yesterday ‘It’s the fifth time you’ve been late to work this week! Do you know what that means!?’ I said, ‘Probably that it’s Friday?’” —Anonymous
“Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend. The famous F word we thank God for every week.” — Anonymous
“Make a Friday a day to celebrate work well done that you can be proud of knowing that you just didn’t put in time to the next pay check.” —Byron Pulsifer
“Your hair may be brushed, but your mind’s untidy. You’ve had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You’re sunk from a riot of relaxation.” —Ogden Nash
“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.” —Henny Youngman
“Welcome to Friday. In preparation for takeoff, please ensure all negative attitudes are properly stowed. On behalf of your captain, Jack Daniels and myself, welcome aboard. I expect sunshine and good attitudes today for our trip. Enjoy the ride.” — Anonymous
“Waiting for the fish to bite or waiting for wind to fly a kite. Or waiting around for Friday night or waiting perhaps for their Uncle Jake or a pot to boil or a better break or a string of pearls or a pair of pants or a wig with curls or another chance. Everyone is just waiting.” —Dr. Seuss
“There is a vast world of work out there in this country, where at least 111 million people are employed in this country alone–many of whom are bored out of their minds. All day long. Not for nothing is their motto TGIF — ‘Thank God It’s Friday.’ They live for the weekends, when they can go do what they really want to do.” —Richard Nelson Bolles
Friday Quotes for the Weekend
“Happiness is…Friday.” —Anonymous
“Happy Friday you beautiful human.” —J.York
“Tonight’s forecast, 99% chance of wine.” —Anonymous
“Life is beautiful especially on Friday!” —Anonymous
“Friday afternoon feels like HEAVEN.” —El Fuego
“Life is good especially on a Friday.” —Anonymous
“I love Fridays like Kanye love Kanye.” —Anonymous
“Music always sounds better on Friday.” —Lou Brutus
“I don’t work on Fridays, I make appearances.” —Anonymous
“Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.” —Unknown
“There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: Boom Shakalaka.” —Anonymous
“May today be the Fridayest Friday that ever Fridayed.” —Anonymous
“I am instantly 70% nicer after 3pm on Fridays.” —Anonymous
“Tuesday would be a lot cuter if it were FRIDAY.” —Anonymous
“Dear Monday. Just hand me Friday and nobody gets hurt.” —Anonymous
“I haven’t been so excited about Friday since last Friday.” —Unknown
“‘Friday’ is about hanging out with friends, having fun.” —Rebecca Black
“Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whatever.” —Unknown
“Happy Thursday! Sorry, but I’m saving my “WOO HOO!” for Friday.” —Anonymous
“Things people say: It’s Friday! Things self-employed people say: It’s Friday?” —Anonymous
“Mondays are a good day to make statements, not Friday.” —Ernie Els
“Things people say: It’s Friday! Things self-employed people say: It’s Friday?” —Unknown
“Making food is a wonderful way to spend a Friday night.” —Chrissy Teigen
“FRIDAY just CALLED. She’ll be here tomorrow and she’s bringing the wine!” —Anonymous
“If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.” —Noel Coward
“Making food is a wonderful way to spend a Friday night.” —Chrissy Teigen
“Fridays are the hardest in some ways: you’re so close to freedom.” —Lauren Oliver
“FRIDAY is my second favorite F WORD. My first is food, DEFINITELY FOOD.” —Anonymous
“It’s Friday. I’m alive. I’m breathing. I’m living. I’m blessed. Life is good.” —Anonymous
“Fridays are the hardest in some ways: you’re so close to freedom.” —Lauren Oliver
“It’s 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?” —Amy Neftzger
“People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness.” —Raimonda.B
“FRIDAY NIGHT! I have a date, with my bed…We’re totally going to sleep together!” —Anonymous
“Coffee in hand, sparkle in my eye, smile on my face yep, it’s Friday.” —Anonymous
“Thursday doesn’t even count as a day, it’s just the thing that’s blocking Friday.” —Anonymous
“It’s always difficult to keep Fridays confined within themselves…they tend to spill over.” —Parag Tipnis
“Thursday doesn’t even count as a day, it’s just the thing that’s blocking Friday.” —Unknown
“It’s Friday! I can’t wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend.” —Unknown
“Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.” —Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“Why is Monday so far away from Friday and Friday so bloody close to Monday?” —Unknown
“It’s always difficult to keep Fridays confined within themselves. They tend to spill over.” —Kai Sinclair
“I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday.” —Anonymous
“Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.” —Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“Happy Friday! Here’s to all of us who made it through another week of faking adulthood.” —Nanea Hoffman
“If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either.” —James Johnson
“I do like escapism. Like going to the movies on Friday night and seeing something fun.” —Charlie Kaufman
“You know you’re doing what you love when Sunday nights feel the same as Friday nights.” —Donny Deutsch
“If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either.” —James Johnson
“Unless there is a Good Friday in your life, there can be no Easter Sunday.” —Fulton J. Sheen
“Make each day of the week like Friday and your life will take on new enthusiasm.” —Byron Pulsifer
“FRIDAY. Make each day of the week like Friday and your life will take on new enthusiasm.” —Byron Pulsifer
“If you’ve got some news that you don’t want to get noticed, put it out Friday afternoon.” —David Gergen
“Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend.” —Unknown
“Weekend wishes Good coffee. Long walks. Nerdy nonsense. Fabulous food. Late night talks. Cozy comfort. Calm spirit. Light heart.” —Anonymous
“I do like escapism. I like going to the movies on a Friday night and seeing something fun.” —Charlie Kaufman
“I’d like to thank my coffee for getting me through another week that felt like a whole damn year.” —Nanea Hoffman
“I’m a very ritualistic, routine-oriented person, and I discovered over the years that I love working Monday through Friday.” —Edie Falco
“Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, It’s not me, It’s you.” —Unknown
“Dear Radio Stations, please do not play Katy Perry’s “Friday Night” Monday morning at 8 AM during my drive to work.” —Anonymous
“Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon.” —Richard Nelson Bolles
“Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon.” —Richard Nelson Bolles
“I know every day is a gift, but where’s the receipt for Mondays? I want to exchange it for another Friday.” —Unknown
“Oh! It’s Friday again. Share the love that was missing during the week. In a worthy moment of peace and bliss.” —S. O’Sade
“I believe that it is a mandatory Law of the Universe that on Fridays, you have to do something a little fun.” —Hanna Rhoades
“Every Friday, I like to high five myself for getting through another week on little more than caffeine, will power, and inappropriate humor.” —Nanea Hoffman
“Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.” —Rico
“Dear Friday, I’m so glad we are back together. I’m sorry you had to see me with Mon-Thurs, but I swear I was thinking of you the whole time.” —Anonymous
“Although I understand that all days are equal with 24 hours each, most of us agree that Friday is the longest day of the week and Sunday the shortest.” —D.S. Mixell
“Make a Friday a day to celebrate work well done that you can be proud of, knowing that you just didn’t put in the time to the next paycheck.” —Byron Pulsifer
“Stop waiting for Friday, for summer, for someone to fall in love with you, for life. Happiness is achieved when you stop waiting for it and make the most of the moment you are in now.” —Anonymous
“When you start to do the things that you truly love, it wouldn’t matter whether it is Monday or Friday; you would be so excited to wake up each morning to work on your passions.” —Edmond Mbiakading
“I like to be home on a Friday night. I don’t go out. I don’t go to clubs. It’s not my thing. I sit at home with my glass of wine and watch hours of reality TV.” —Kaley Cuoco
“On Monday morning, when you wake up, do you feel in the pit of your stomach you can’t wait to go to work? And when you’re ready to go home Friday afternoon, do you say, ‘I can’t wait to go home?’” —Chuck Schumer